Missing person????

Who said I was missing just because I'm unemployed and not receiving benefits? And what is the )&)&_^_)(^%$$)%$$$(*(* reason everyone seems to believe that I need "RETRAINING" simply because there are no jobs here in Martinsville/Henry County VA? I hope that evryone doesn't think that President Obama will need retraining once he leaves office! I just need to actually receive some of those extended unemployment benefits getting "passed around" right now!